WHICH NICK BRAWL 2 CHARACTER IS FOR YOU?
SpongeBob
- You like doing the same 3 combos over and over again
- You don't particularly care about the meta and just like SpongeBob cuz he's SpongeBob and everyone loves SpongeBob
- Your thumb is glued to the A button.
- HUUUURGH
Patrick
- YOOOOO dap me up!
- You don't like combos. Fuck that shit, give me the damage anyway.
- You like System of a Down
Squidward
- One of the people in the community who actually labs
- You sorely miss the 8 times you found out how to bikedash again and are currently working on the 9th
- You have a gambling addiction
- Your life is a series of "We are so fucking back" and "it's so fucking over" moments
(Mecha) Plankton
- You like taking all of the rules of the game and saying "no, actually, I don't feel like doing that"
- You buy "Anal Pulverizer" Hot sauce whenever you go to a Trader Joe's
- You eat with your elbows on the table
- You like being pardoned for your war crimes because muh big body
El Tigre
- You have at least 100 hours in Rivals of Aether II
- You like acting like having no projectile means your character is mid tier
- You have the same first name
Rocko
- You thought this game was single-player
- You still think this game is single-player
- Social interaction makes you scared
- You are potentially a furry
Jimmy Neutron
- You saw that Jimmy was in this game after not seeing him for 20 years and was like "FUCK! FINALLY!"
- This game has set you back $1700 from controller repairs
- You like playing the most technical character in the game but not using that one move because it's icky. ew.
- You like pelting shit at people
- You like big dogs
Lucy Loud
- Who cares
- Pick up a foot ball
- You like scaring people away from playing ranked
Angry Beavers
Daggett
- You are trying your damdest to convince people that this character is still top tier while at the same time complaining that he's not.
- If you don't hit mallet once every 2 minutes you will die
- You revel in being the more "skilled beaver", by which meaning you only TOD 90% of the time now.
Norbert
- hehe i press a button
- What is this "tech" you speak of? Die to my frame 4 strong attack
- You forget how to recover sometimes
Garfield
- You saw all the top tiers in this game and said "What if I did that but I shot myself in the leg every time I tried to play?"
- You like doing pillar combos without any of the adrenaline that comes with doing them.
- You have a subscription to Copium+
Aang
- You like winning and being annoying
- Aang doesn't get a third bullet fuck you
Korra
- You wonder what it would be like to be a walking Bowser Space in Mario Party
- You just picked up the game and suddenly are now on the PR
- You are over the age of 5
Azula
- You have limitless combo potential but decide up air chains is enough for you
- You like looking saucy while also having better frame data than half the cast
- You use meter like cocaine
Raphael
- FUUUUUCK I LOVE MULTIHITS!!!! FUCK!!!!
- You have monkey flip for some reason but no one wants to play your character except the P+ guy
- You have questionable views on society
Donatello
- You enter tournaments with a 3 hour time limit cuz you have a 9-5 tomorrow
- Hey batta batta SWING batta batta
- You like poking people with a stick but sometimes that stick is actually a nuke
April O'Neil
- You don't care about frame data. Your animations look like frames are dropping anyway!
- You don't know anyone else in the cast so just chose the most generic looking one as a basis
- You like kicking stuff
Danny Phantom
- You love main character privilege
- You don't care about being minus
- Ok I didn't wanna play the game anyway cool fine nice
Ember McLain
- You like doing insane juggles and then completely biffing it on the last hit every single time
- You like playing offstage like it's a matter of life and death
- You want your opponent to land less than a Boeing
Grandma Gertie
- Knee
- Knee
- Knee
- The grab bag is pretty funny too
Gerald
- You like normals that don't look like they should work but trust me, they do
- You like being that character that throws a wrench (and a football and a wristwatch and a basketball) in meta discussions
- You don't know what the word "diagonal" means
Nigel Thornberry
- You mained Nigel in the first game and are like "Oh my god, what the fuck did you guys do?"
- You play puff in (insert smash game here) and realize you're in for it now but you can't go back on your natural instincts
- You like playing Russian Roulette but with a flying colonizer
Zim
- You are a masochist
- You like your character not working and get mad when they make him work better
- You've already quit the game
Jenny
- I know what you are.
- You like never interacting with anybody ever
- You like back air
Reptar
- You love having amazing normals, a great mechanic, and several winning matchups!
- Wait, it's not November anymore? What happened?
- Oh no. OH NO. OH NO-
- 30-streak pub goer
Ren & Stimpy
- You are above the age of 2
- You like never being comboed ever because you pressed the A Button
- You don't use down special
Mr. Krabs
- Back to oblivion!
- Tally-ho!
- Playtime's over!
- Gold gold gold mine mine mine!
- Ya better be a big tipper!
Zuko
- You like having fun in a game that doesn't want you to have fun
- You like zdrop combos
- You like cool characters
- Your name is John
Rocksteady
- Are you sure?
- You like doing some of the most intensive tech in the game only to die at 20 to a spike
- You are Sisyphus
Iroh
- You didn't realize a new patch is out and are still trying to murk people at 40 with side B.
- You were the person in high school to remind the teacher that homework was due
- You like using all of your offensive tools on defense